Well, my current readers and those to come: Enjoy. This has been a long time in coming adventure for me. I have been so wrapped up with "life" that the idea of blogging seemed more like "BLAH......gging" and so I didn't. But now, with so much "life" behind me and in front of me, I wonder if I could not make an impression or encourage someone with a little something I share, for laughter is a blessed medicine. 

So that being said, get your bladders emptied and your food chewed because what I am about to say is not made up of fictional characters. They actually sapped my blood life for 9 months and made a most excruciating entrance into this said stage of "life". 


"So, Mom, I think you're going to have a baby," said the innocent strawed-colored, fuzzy-headed munchkin (who made the most horrifying entrance into the world through my abdomen (any one familiar with Dr. L, knows that it's "not a tummy, not a belly, not a gut, not stomach, but the abdomen!") via a scalpel and faulty anesthesia. "Nope, I'm just fat." 
"No, mom, it's so big, I think your going to have a baby."
"NO! I"M NOT!! I'M JUST FAT!!!"
"Oh, huh," smiles the little crap of an angel called Leah Marie Hyde.